Sometimes people know just what kinds of things I like.
Wow, that actually sounds amazing. Let’s make this happen. And I need to frolic like that after.
Tell me something…
Did anyone else cry when Cedric died in Harry Potter? I just watched Goblet of Fire on ABC Family and I cried like a baby. NOT because it’s Robert Pattinson, mind you. But seriously, anyone?
Okay, let’s be honest. Kirstie is not a tiny girl. Maks lifts her like she’s a fucking leaf though!!! Damn! I need a guy that can lift me like that….
Sadly, for that to happen I would need a man that looked like this:
I don’t think he would have a dick though after all those steroids…
Ricky Van Veen's GET EXCITED: Phrases From 2000-2009 That I'm Glad Are Pretty Much Over
1227“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I mean…”
Interwebs, internets, etc.
Assorted Borat catch phrases
—ADDITIONS—
“Aaaawkward.”
Sketchy/shady
“Whatever you’re smoking, I want some!”
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
“Story of my life.”
“Hot mess.”
“I know, right?”
“Literally.”
“I’m not gonna lie…”
“Can we just talk about the fact that…”
Ummm…raise your hand if you still use most of these phrases. Sorry, rickyv. It happens.
Ahhh…I watched Princess Bride yesterday and I almost forgot how much I love that movie. Helloooooooooooo Wesley. He’s so pretty.
I go straight to this place whenever people don’t answer my texts.
Welcome to my life.
She’s pretty fabulous if I do say so myself.
I hate how accurately this displays my anxiety in a swimsuit. I am clearly not cool calm and collected while strutting my fat ass down the beach. Welcome, summer.
Welcome to my favorite part in Casper. When I was young, I totally had a crush on the boy version of Casper. Picture:
and today, I can proudly say I chose the right thing. To let Casper keep me:
fan-freakin-tastic.
Coming back to reality now…
This got a good chuckle out of me.
